And the pretension! Why were you talking to Janis Ian? Thats not a crime, you know. Loved her even. I dont think so. Afternoons, long, long rides! Let's talk about the main character, Dolly Levi (played by Carol Channing in the first run). We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. They love me. 355 lessons. It means, Kayleigh, no more fun. (beat) No thank-yous no yum-yums not a peep, tho Man is silent as the grave. I say Youre going to get a girl, buddy, just maybe not your cousin, huh? And then I give him a friendly pat on the back. The key to comedy is to play the truth of the situation. I said Im gonna go hump the fridge. I don't know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. Bedroom. She's a widower and meddling matchmaker. Okay. Cher: Therefore no marvel though Demetrius She says, Surely you must have noticed? But that was the thing. when guys come up to me, with their cheesy lines, (imitating guy) Hey, you have such a beautiful smile or Can I just tell you that you are so beautiful. I thought you could just change my life and show me the whole world. Im sorry to do this to you, but I was afraid Id never get the chance to tell you. . Study Guide-- Thetare Under The Stars Honestly. Jealous. That was the night! But I do. How to pick a comedy monologue: Script Call on Dolly If your neighbour needs a new romance Just name the kind of man your sister wants, and she'll snatch him up Don't forget to bring your maiden aunts and she'll match 'em up Call on "Mrs Dolly Levi." Because I know now how weak I am and that Im not really deserving of you, of all you have to offer me. Im not passionate. You were nothing before you met me! And they were his last words. Its my Achilles flaw or something. Fuck. I can lie here for hours thinking about him. Like foggy south puffing with wind and rain? Its stupid, but like Id started imaginin it, what Id be like, walkin around with a little fella holdin me hand, teachin him how to cross the road, or a little girl and holdin her up in the air the way they look down at you, theyre so amazed to be up high. Im even gonna get a compact disc player. "Hello, Dolly! Way under list price, payments deducted from my check. Marissa puts her clothes on, and she goes back down through the window, back into the party. And the phlegm just slid away. Now you listen and listen good. I loved you and believed you and pretended not to notice the Streisand thing. They used to try to blow me up. (Holding a can of vegetables.) Grow up, get a job, become a drone, thats it. But you know what? We aim to cover all bases some are from classical playwrights, and others from contemporary TV series. Minnie Fay: Who ever heard of a doctor slipping on an apple peel? What Im sure of is this- we need to stop. But then I remembered. (She switches on the rose-coloured lamp.) Martin wouldnt be wanting his dinner because Martins not with me any more. Because a "monologue" - or lengthy piece of script that doesn't include anyone else speaking, allows the actor auditioning to perform without the need for a reader. Its totally weird, like, taking all your clothes off and having sex with someone you barely know, and then being like Whats up now? You know? Hello there, how are you? Sometimes you just want a fucking still life or landscape or soup can or comic book! Vocal range: alto-soprano. I still cant believe it. I mean, you hate everything. Was I free? No, Mr. Brents not hereHe lives here, yes, but he dont live here now because he lives in Spain Mr. Philip Brent, thats right. I think. Like its such an intense experience but then nobody knows what to fuckin say, even though nothing really bad actually happened. Picnics. You know? Im not mad. He tells me that Ive got an unresolved problem with my mother. You have come to the right page. And facts are supposed to be true. And I can be proud of who I am. There are a number of important monologues in Hello, Dolly!. I find actors always have great dramatic pieces on their casting profiles, or at auditions, but rarely have a great comic monologue. Determined to marry wealthy Walter Matthau, she lures him out of Yonkers and sets about wooing him. The Fact Checker: Like I never bothered countin them. I had to stand up to her. We'll start with Lesson 7, the Waltz Kick Turn. I see no more in you than in the ordinary Um. They called me a freak. Yeah. And wise, but for loving me. Ive got angina. So that ruined the mood. . Hello, Dolly! WHY WASNT I GOOD ENOUGH TO WANT TO IMPREGNATE? You guys check all this stuff out and load up the van. Because if you do, your parents will always know the unhappiness you feel for not being able to disappoint them. But it is my right, and the right of every plain, frumpy, book-wormy, soon-to-be librarian to have one night of Cinderella magic. I thought you were just creative and I thought you were just smarter than me and more sensitive and more interesting. How come Judy Rude lost out to Molly Blah? I did never think to marry. I loved this monologue and I loved me character, but I'm not a huge fan of the musical. Throw yourself off the roof! They just don't make musicals like this any more. Brandon: Is he serious? I would definitely recommend to my colleagues. Gonna be insane. Not here, not out on the town having such a good time. JEFFREY abruptly switches from rage to good humor, adopting a supercilious smile and a patronizing tone. And it just defies all reason. Ambrose Kemper: This doesn't concern her! Wed finished our dinner. Dont repeat that. Youre probably as yourselves, Isnt he a wierdo, outcast, loose cannon? Maybe. He stared at her for a whole hour. Anyway, I go off and a couple of weeks later I go back for the ultrasound. Gillian: As Dolly sets her mission into motion over the course of one momentous day, love, hope and optimism blooms among those fortunate to be in her meddlesome path. Hello Dolly! Get over it. Ive been trying to rationalize them away, pressure from the wedding, the intimacy of working together, but I cant. Your bugle eyeballs, nor your cheek of cream, I know we just met like 3 minutes ago but youre probably looking for someone to get serious with, someone with potential someone who will take you out to eat a few times, see a movie, fool around a little bit, next thing you know were getting a dog and youre moving in. Because the fact is we just met yesterday. And you know what Im gonna get her back. Well guess what society? And I cant be the only thing you like! So I thought about it and realised that I had to treat it like a boxing match, get the first punch in, so to speak, to give me the upper hand in our relationship. How about that? Thats what I basically learned from our time together. So, the cops got me and Im sent to the shrink. He lightly pats his belly, like hes a little bear. Take a look at our library of free monologues . Stuffed in a box like that, I mean youd be in there for ever. Michael: I just fuckin killed Chuck. --Rochelle O'Gorman Genre: Comedy, Musical, Romance Stars: Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau, Michael Crawford, Marianne McAndrew Production: 20th Century Fox Won 3 Oscars. He was a political prisoner in Argentina. Is there oh any other time you might have told me this! Each month we work on scenes and monologues with a beautiful, supportive, inspiring group of actors. I cannot protect you. LEVI (Continued) AND A GIRL OVER SIX FOOT THREE LOVES A MAN WHO COME UP TO HER EAR, SURELY, IT'S OBVIOUS SHE'LL NEVER BE SEDUCED TIL SOME KIND SOUL CONDESCENDS TO GIVE HER BEAU A LITTLE BOOST! On the other, I think shes the only person on Earth who can make me happy. That can entame my spirits to your worship. Everyone looks at what theyve got and wants itThey just want the stuff, thats right, isnt it? She was a human rights observer sent to interview him. Not literally. Mother said, Honey, theres no more room for jonquils. And still I kept on bringing in more jonquils. Something Ive resurrected from that old trunk! Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! Every time I think Im over the hump, Ill have a dream or Ill see some girl who looks like her from the back. My grandparents. Well, okay, um There were a few times that I couldve done that. I just thought you were the most wonderful man that ever lived. Watch instead for the musical numbers and the lavish costumes. Im just a kid at the time, but I can remember thinking that. Shakespeare in the Woods 2023 Season With music written by Jerry Herman, and Michael Stewart writing the book, 'Hello, Dolly!' was first performed on Broadway in 1964. If you marry me, your parents will be ecstatic, and you will have lost a lifelong battle of defiance against them. Proud of what hes achieved. How many times have I heard that? I went and stood in a card shop for a bit to sort my head out. It wasnt my fault, was it? Society just wants to put everyone in a box. No, the world must be peopled. Cos hes chatting up some girl or something. He discovers that I was this really fascinating woman all along. I always just assumed I had two. To catch a beau I suppose. O, I am out of breath in this fond chase! Ive been at the hospital, Kayleigh. nuts! We don't currently have any monologues from Hello, Dolly!. Tis not her glass, but you, that flatters her; (off Annies look) We can pull it off. ), I wore it on Sundays for my gentlemen callers ! Finally there were no more vases to hold them, every available space was filled with jonquils. Who should get into the lift with me on floor number seven? Now your boyfriend, Ive known since kindergarten. Joe, Vandergelder's barber: You'll have to sit still Mr Vandergelder, if I cut your throat it'll be practically unintentional. Because I always swear. I mean, hes just laying out there. Id nearly finished the pots when I smelt this most vile smell. petrol and put a match to them. Factors in. You know, not everything has to be so goddamn IMPORTANT all the time! No waist or hips. PUT EM DOWN! Holy shit, theres stock boys bunch of guys I know, even are running down the isle. But then this guy called Corey joined our school, and suddenly all that stopped. Oh Hello! Make-up. And figure the reason they cant get the stuff, is because the Americans are stopping them. I dont know how this happened. My ego had taken a severe battering from her. It's been long enough, Ephraim! is an immensely successful, charming musical. If elected I promise that I will pray more often. Your email address will not be published. Hes wearing this perplexed expression and hes saying you want me to leap tall buildings and be sensitive and supportive?! Here we fucking go, this better be good. You just take Katrina to the dance okay? . Your parents. . Shakespeare in the Woods 2023 Season Am I really willing to throw all those years of friendship away based onwhat? All morality. Like is there a way of findin out whether Im fertile or not? So he tells me theres a sperm analysis test that I can do if I really want to. Cry the man mercy; love him; take his offer: Forget it. I told her boyfriend. Its weird I always thought I wasnt that bothered about him, but Ive not really liked anyone since. " from Fourteen " Tommy Has Proposed " from An Ideal Husband (Mabel) " You Won't Misunderstand Me " from The Goal (Sir Stephen) " You're Quite a Girl " from 42nd Street (Julian) " You've Got to Come Back a Star " from 42nd Street (Julian) All right. Meg bought me this T-shirt at the Warner Brothers store, and its got a picture of Superman on it. HELLO DOLLY MONOLOGUE Leesburg Blues Brothers Tribute 100 subscribers Subscribe 2.5K views 10 years ago Cliff here reciting the Cornelius Hackle courtroom monologue from the staged musical. Book by Michael Stewart Music and Lyrics by Jerry Herman Based on the play "The Matchmaker" by Thornton Wilder Auditions: MaRch 10-11 1pm hyde park opera house Show Dates: JULy 19-22 and 26-29 THURS-Sat, 7:00p; Sun, 2:00p HYDE PARK OPERA HOUSE Fuck, um well my parents sent me to a boarding school. What does a girl have to do these days? (struggling) Do you remember when you found that picture in my car of you, me and Chet, with Chet cut out of it? The musician. Heather: Through Dolly's subtle machinations, several unlikely couples come together to find happiness in 19th-century New York. Like I didnt know until that moment just how much I wanted to be a father. This also has meant all the people had to be younger. Then I was fine. My wife left me. But- I guess I do care what my peers think about me. boarding school! So what am I doing here, Audrey? A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. So, its official. This was not easy going up and down the halls with. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend the last dinner together: Be proud of who you are. Educational Study Guide Theatre Under The Stars Houston, Texas Written by Shay Thornton x--Table of Contents-- Hello, Dolly! I see no blood, no wound. You would be amazed, a lot of shopping malls. If so, my eyes are oftener washd than hers. It doesnt matter. 'Cause I couldn't hide from him. Im wearing a wedding dress that you picked out! (She wears a girlish frock of yellowed voile with a blue silk sash. Coz all of those things would exponentially cooler than going to the dance with you. And teach me about art and life and magic and I thought you could make me feel like a beautiful woman instead of the girl nobody wanted. She is a widow in her middle years, an opportunist and a meddling matchmaker. They just don't make musicals like this any more. Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind, ample-ish breast size and an occasional corny knock-knock joke do enter this video blog in the case against me. All other trademarks and copyrights are the property of their respective owners. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Dolly Levi: And on those cold winter nights, Horace, you can snuggle up to your cash register. Matchmaker Dolly Levi is a widow, a matchmaker, and also a professional meddler --but everything changes when she decides that the next match she needs to make is to find someone for herself. Pat, pat. remains in the common repertoire, though It Only Takes a Moment is making a slight comeback due to its use in 'Wall-e'. I will also end statements with a question mark? Tricky though. If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Hello, Dolly! So lovely, that country in May. You know-plainly, clearly state what they want instead of expecting you to be psychic. Yeah, its whatever, but this once, in the grocery store, were at Albertsons and were pushing four baskets around you wanna know how humiliating that shit is? Our time together But I think that were very different people. So she tells me then that I might have what they call an undescended testes, meanin that one dropped, but the other didntshe said Id have to get it checked out, cos if there was one still up there it would have to be removed because, guess what it could become cancerous. : " I Shall Go Mad! And who Im totally hot for at the same time. Even though I was pretty excited about what happened last night, and also about like, maybe like, the prospect of like, I dont know, like going out with you Which I would be very into, if you were. I know its hopeless. Cos I got bored and had sex with you? You know what Im saying?? - Definition, History & Artists, What Is Rap Music? This thing with Naomi-okay, it should never have happened-but it didnt have to impact on what I have with Meg. Pat. Ill teach you to be me and you teach me to be you. It would be just like being asleep in a box. But I feel it coming up now, more and more, and I just think- No, thats bullshit, actually, the whole work thing. It seems her affections have their full bent. Irene Molloy: If you ask me, she'd do better with a heavy veil. However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. "Hello, Dolly! But it turns out bikes can go fast and flip you into the road. It won a Grammy and was number one for 9 weeks. Picture this: Ive been through all the sitting, the waiting, spent three pounds thirty-nine on a mediocre sandwich, been wired up to a monitor, jogged, et cetera, Ive been jiggled about, prodded, pressed with some very chilly instruments, got released, finally, back into the world, with my clogged-up arteries and uncertain future, Im in the lift going down, who should I bump into? housing associations with open waiting lists,
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